One day, last year, in German,
We all decided
to make a new team that would be much better than the a team, 
we sat there with a pen and some paper, 
and then decided.

we would all play together
and call it the c team,
yeah yeah... they said...

I've been to see the c team
not much has changed but theyre still always losing,
and rorz ben broome and C3,
are pretty fine (especially broome)

we played our first match in Worcester and got absolutely pissed on,
own goals and another one and another one ... and another one!
double breasted broomie runs around sexy... totally naked!

we drove wildo round the twist,
because we all got really pissed..
yeah yeah... he said...

I've been to see the c team
not much has changed cause their still always losing

and ben, broome, rorz and C3,

are pretty fine (especially rorz)

They took a trip to the samba sixes,
everybody loved their homemade kits,
all of a sudden they played quite well.
even outplayed mr wildo,
Then up came wig with his disguised throw in

up stepped rorz and slotted it in,
everybody loved our moral victory, moral victory.

rorz used all his pace on the wing,
and ben scored a goal as well,
yeah yeah... they said...

ive been to see the c team

its all changed cause now their winnin

and ben, broome, rorz and C3