Shes from Leegomery,
I have a dream about her shes riding on me,
I got maths class in half and hour,
Oh how C rocks,
In red kits and no socks.
But i just dont know who she is,
And she doesnt give a damn about me...
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Cause I'm just a C team virgin baby,
Yeah im just a c team virgin baby,
Listen to Mr Planty baby with me.
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooo
And the Cs are all dicks,
They rip the piss at school and they'd simply kick,
My ass if they knew the truth,
I havent had sex,
Its just not my fault.
But i just dont know who she is,
And she doesnt give a damn about me...
Chorus
Oh yeah, Virgin, No, i dont know what im missin
Oh yeah, Virgin, No, i dont know what im missin
Man i feel like crap,
Its June fourteen i am lonely,
Lo and behold, whose woalkin over to me?
This must be fake,
My willy starts to shake.
How does she know who i am?
And why does she give a damn about me?...
I've got 2 tickets to see the C team baby,
I am mysterious dont say maybe
Im just a C team virgin baby like you
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooo
Oh Yeah, Virgin, now i know what i was missin
Oh Yeah, Virgin, now I know what i was missin